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Joke of the Day
"Was watching family feud, I don't think The announcer was N'SYNC"
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"wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill... :D"
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"All work and no play makes Jack an unsuccessful stage performer."