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Joke of the Day

"Mario is a game where you save a girl from the terrible fate of hanging with a dude who owns a castle"

"what do you call water that bounces? Spring water."

"Justin Bieber has grown a mustache. His transformation into a teenage mexican girl is now complete."

"Did you know that Polish aircraft do not have seats on the right side of airplane? Because poles in the right hand plane are unstable."

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster."

"What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador."

"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg"

"What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner? The cold shoulder"

"*phone rings* SATAN: Hey I bought your soul on Craigslist last week? ME: No returns SATAN: Please. It's making me sad"

"A beer walks into a bar And gets drunk :D"