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Joke of the Day

"The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes."

"What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack? Jeez-its"

"I looked down on the earth from an airplane yesterday and there are PLENTY of trees left, don't worry!"

"I met up with my internet friend yesterday. We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gargling noise*"

"I don't like to go to funerals I'm just not a mourning person."

"When I say ""I'm broke"" I don't mean I have $0. It means I have responsibilities to take care of before wastin' money on dumb stuff. Merica."

"The Asian Grading Scale is... A++ (100.01%+)=Average FA+ (0-100%)=Find new famaree who can accept your white peoples grade."

"Did you hear about the African who loved Monday Mornings? He was a Monday morning kinda Gueye."

"Only in America would they name a state after a bucket of fried chicken."