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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep? Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd"
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"I bought a book about addiction I've read it 50 times and it still hasn't helped."
"With Tim Cook being gay and all... It's no wonder he likes dongles so much."
"If killing a king is called regicide, what do you call killing a queen? Homocide."
"When's the worst time to eat candy? When she's on her period."
"Why does nobody like a rich stone? Because he takes everything for granite."
"Relationship status: fell out of bed while reaching for a donut"
"Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny? Because sixty-seconds=minute."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a good year."
"What is Hillary Clinton's stance on Islamic State? That depends on what the definition of ISIS."