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Joke of the Day
"Remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else"
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"What do you call a spoiled sausage? A brat-wurst."
"I'm trying to be more fit these days, so now I walk inside the store to buy my donuts instead of using the drive-thru."
"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus"
"I know some cheesy jokes... But they're not very Gouda, and some have a few holes in them."
"""R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to pee"" - Urethra Franklin"
"Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles? *hands you a cat*"
"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it..."
"What's a pirate's favorite Antivirus? Avast."
"Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""Bach, bach, bach"""