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Joke of the Day

"What's dark, and usually involved in crime? A balaclava."

"Studies show that on average 2 students in every fourth grade class can't count properly. It's usually one to three."

"I don't support gun rights... I like my killing to be more personal than that."

"Our cats aren't enjoying the 90-degree heat. But I refuse to apologize for climate change until they apologize for pissing on the carpet."

"If your dog has fleas and you hear ticks, what should you do? Make a vet appointment for both of you."

"There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer."

"As I looked at myself naked in the mirror I thought to myself... I'm going to get kicked out of Ikea in a minute."

"[OC] Hey, Reddit. Wanna hear a joke about a defective condom? Actually, never mind. You pricks would probably just poke holes in it."

"Sexually and mentally confused white bear Bipolar bear"

"What is your best North Korea joke?"