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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but it has no atmosphere."

"What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common? Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time."

"I want to be rich enough to tell the Chipotle cashier, ""Guacamole is NO OBJECT!"""

"Judge: Did you deal him a death blow with this custom crafted sword? Me: Yes, your honor, I smelt it and dealt it.. Jury: *giggles*"

"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter."

"Porn: It's a load of bollocks."

"I'm scared that the mob is looking for me I've been getting a lot of emails from Don Otreply about bill payments."

"If women could change one thing about the penis it would be the man."

"I was really bad in my school band. So bad they kicked me out and put me on the registered sax offenders list."

"Whats the hardest thing about a pedophile. His dick."