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Joke of the Day

"If your partner makes you sleep closest to the door, you are either the protector or bait for the zombies."

"What is the difference between a duck? Only one of them is syntactically incorrect."

"What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica? Pokemon"

"I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese ""So you want a cheeseburger?"" Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad"

"Donald Trump has one good point but if he combs his hair right you hardly notice."

"After cribbing about yet another one of my Pranks, I told my girlfriend that she ""Can't take a Joke"" ""I let u put your cock in me don't I"" she replied."

"Did you hear about the dragon fan who played Skyrim? He was Dovah-keen"

"Engineers will get it They should call it a Bachelor because of Science."

"If the hackers that stole all those Yahoo passwords could tell me what mine is I'd appreciate it. I've been locked out for about 4 years now"

"What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion? An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out."