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Joke of the Day

"Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months."

"""So what kind of comedy will you be doing for us?"" ""The usual, self defecating."" ""Ha, I think you mean deprecating."" ""Think all you like."""

"remember when everyone was worried we'd reached ""peak TV"" with too much to watch then it turned out we're a tragic nation of unending racism"

"Found in a bar in Charleston... What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. * rim shot *"

"Millionaire Interview Interviewer : Sir, who helped you on becoming a Millionaire? Millionaire : My wife........ I was a billionaire before."

"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One because his knee grows."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ? Alistairs in this house are broken !"

"My friends asked me what I liked about Switzerland Well the flags a big plus."

"What did the bassist say when he played too high? I'm in treble now"