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Joke of the Day

"remember when everyone was worried we'd reached ""peak TV"" with too much to watch then it turned out we're a tragic nation of unending racism"

"Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry."

"Hipster Jokes How does the hipster have an orgasm? ""I came like so long ago"" Why do hipsters hate rivers? They are too mainstream How much weed does a hipster usually smoke? An Instagram"

"Anybody hear about what happened when Nietzche died? Oh, well I guess it doesn't really matter anyway..."

"I wonder if my dog gets embarrassed when I give him kisses in front of other dogs at the park."

"What do you call a frog with seven legs? A seven-legged frog."

"I feel really bad for people suffering from prolonged erections. They must have it so hard."

"Did you know those round bales of hay you still see in fields were outlawed? Yep. The cows weren't getting a square meal. **Great road trip jokenever gets old* ^(to ^me)"

"[Taylor Swift on toilet, going #2. Kanye jumps out of her shower] ""Yo, Taylor- I'm really happy for you & I'm-a let you finish, but..."""

"There are two types of people in the world There are those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."