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Joke of the Day

"Found in a bar in Charleston... What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. * rim shot *"

"I've never really got the point of herbs and seasoning... I just think it's a waste of thyme."

"At the end of your life, you should get a rebate for however much time you spent learning cursive."

"Arguing with a woman is a lot like reading a license agreement By the end, you ignore everything and just click ""agree""."

"What's green then turns red really quickly? A frog in a blender"

"""50 Shades of Clay: The Aiken Story"" might've been worse."

"And the LORD said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit)"

"Whiskey diet I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"

"Dark humor is a lot like food... Not everyone gets it"

"Why don't North Koreans like jazz music? Because they don't have Seoul."