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Joke of the Day
"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One because his knee grows."
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"What is the best part about duct tape? It can turn ""no, no, no!"" Into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
"(Hot babe to me) your brooding drives me wild, what's going on inside your head (Me, thinking about a panini) I don't want to talk about it"
"It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia The new company will be called GenItalia"
"Two muffins are in an oven One turns to the other and says ""So how are we going to get out of here?"" The other screams ""GAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"Do you ever think Mr. Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?"
"morning air, meet nipples. nipples, meet everyone"
"In honor of Nelson Mandela Day Someone opened up a tire shop down the road from where I live and named it after the late Nelson Mandela. They named it ""Mandela's Apartires R Us"""
"A poet once gave a pigeon helium, and invented high coo."