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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk? He was lack toes and toddler ant"

"If twenty dogs run after one cat what time is it? Twenty after one."

"I went to this zoo the other day, but there was only one dog inside. It was a shitzu."

"A furniture-maker got caught by his wife coming in at 4am ""Damn it, Jesse! I will not let you ruin our marriage over one night stand!"""

"Why don't you say grace when eating Chinese food? Because they run you over with a tank if you do. Found this on Becker, didn't know if I should put this here or goingtohellforthis"

"best nicknames: 1) Nick 2) 3)"

"Prostitute+McDonalds Going to Mc'Donalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."

"What's the difference between origami and a grandpa passing wind? One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old."

"Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell....... ...and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan."

"My wife told me to take all of her clothes off last night I was so embarrassed. I really wish she'd tell me when she was coming home early"