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Joke of the Day

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? Buccaneer."

"Welcome to twitter, the support group for people who like people who don't like people."

"My Girlfriend & her Ex... My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex . . . . . So I dumped her."

"Welcome to Chili's here's your dirty fork, don't forget to spit on our hostess on the way out."

"What's the most racist place in a house? The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites."

"Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone"

"Bill Cosby walks up to a woman in a bar.. and says, ""Excuse me, would you like to play the rape game?"" ""NO!"" ""That's the spirit!"""

"[in church] ""And Jesus, our saviour, died on the cross for your sins."" [vicar points directly at me & entire congregation collectively nods]"

"My neighbor just gave us a brand new dining set! I guess he was feeling particularly chairitable today."