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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Chili's here's your dirty fork, don't forget to spit on our hostess on the way out."

"What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter? The rogue one"

"What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians? A *sir-conference*"

"Deja vu is just God fixing a typo and reposting."

"Celebrating National Sex Day the only way I know how Not having it."

"Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights? The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD."

"Who do you call when theres a fly in your house? The SWAT team"

"I don't like guys who only make periodic chemistry jokes at parties. I usually ask those Mendeleev."

"Have you heard the one about the sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium, you'll probably have to barium."

"Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern."