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Joke of the Day

"My Girlfriend & her Ex... My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex . . . . . So I dumped her."

"When life gives you lemons, worship the elder Gods. Take candy from a baby. Drink from a trough of blood. Who cares? None of this matters"

"I just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move."

"Sweet Potato Philosophy ""I think therefore I yam."""

"What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup? ""I, 4-1, know we won't win."""

"What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common? They both have Transparents."

"If flies fly after flies flies fly fucking fast It's better in Dutch: > Als vliegen achter vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegensvlug"

"Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween? Because his skeleton was in the closet"

"Dear women, you're all fucking crazy. Signed, every dude."

"All of Ariel's mer-sisters' names started with A too. More like keeping up with the Karsplashians."