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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor just gave us a brand new dining set! I guess he was feeling particularly chairitable today."

"Do you remember when your grandma was younger? Neither does she."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender!"

"Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order."

"What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry? Jesus in a submarine."

"People always ask 'how do you cope with erectile disfunction'? Honestly, it's not that hard"

"Your opinion is like a headache Everyone's had one and no one gives a fuck"

"Joke from Glasgow What is the best thing you can put in a pie? Your teeth!"

"Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee? Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)"

"I have the confidence of a bald headed eagle, and the shy modesty of his distant relative the combover falcon."