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Joke of the Day

"We need to start investing more in solar energy But it's not just going to happen overnight"

"My favorite part of Thanksgiving day is when I stuff the Bird. My wife enjoys it too but wishes I'd find another nickname for her lady parts."

"So today I was setting up a password for an account with my wife, and I put, ""Mypenis,"" as the password, and my wife fell on the ground laughing because on the screen said, ""Error. Not long enough."""

"What did one meme say to the other meme? Dank"

"I've just started my own company called Flying Fuck Airlines. Judging from what I've seen here, it's going to be an outstanding success."

"I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?"

"What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman? Snowballs."

"I remember my first time at a mic. ""Cleanup on aisle 5"" & ""Price check-Advil"" were two early bits that really seemed to resonate with folks."

"What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black one steals your watch and stabs you."

"I could add boolean operators to my search... OR NOT"