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Joke of the Day
"I could add boolean operators to my search... OR NOT"
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"What's a Frenchmen's favorite vacation? A retreat."
"Five out of four people Have a problem with fractions"
"What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wassa B."
"Punish your cat by lint rolling him until he is completely gone."
"What should you do if you're in the jungle and come upon a tiger? Say you're sorry, wipe him off, and run."
"I went to specsavers the other day.. ...guess who I bumped into? Everyone!"
"So, when I wear my phone clipped to my belt & a fanny pack, I'm a douche.nnBatman does it & it's a bad-ass utility belt. nnnDouble standard."
"I like my meat the way I like my grades... ...Well Done."
"What do you call those things that get fluff off a sweater? Women"