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Joke of the Day

"I remember my first time at a mic. ""Cleanup on aisle 5"" & ""Price check-Advil"" were two early bits that really seemed to resonate with folks."

"What do you call an asian golddigger? Cha Ching"

"When a squirrel runs on the road then turns around quickly is it because he thinks he left his little squirrel iron on?"

"What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus? Parkincense."

"What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?"

"I'm too immature for adultery."

"The maple leafs are my favourite curling team Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye."

"Why is Donald Trump like a Gibbering Mouther from DnD? Both are all mouth and no balls."

"Honest ads - 'Hot singles in your area want to be just friends'. 'Hot singles in your area think of you more like a brother'."

"Black Guy , Rabbi , Priest board a plane..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q&list=UUGglsv4QSDDNs6oBqTEzoyg&index=1&feature=plcp short and dry, but funny imo."