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Joke of the Day
"What did one meme say to the other meme? Dank"
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"Heard this the other day. Made me piss myself even though im not American There's nothing worse than a 6.9 A 69 interrupted by a period."
"Two blondes are waiting at a traffic light One says ""It's green."" The other ponders a few seconds, then replies ""A frog"""
"What do ducks smoke? Qwack"
"What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13? A good time ;)"
"China's rise is terrifying: look at this list of casualties from Chinese military interventions over the last three decades http://i.imgur.com/WFsyTn8.png"
"What did the Nazi without a car say? Damnit! Now I'm going to have to sieg HAIL a cab!"
"I always greet new people with 'Expelliarmus' ..... it tends to be pretty disarming"
"When I was a kid, I had to quit the marching band based on my religious principles. I was a real tuba leaver back then."
"What kind of vegetable comes to all your parties? A turnup"