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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman? Snowballs."

"My favorite X-Men character is Nicki Minaj."

"""You make me so wet."" - me, to my shower."

"What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B? Plan C-ya."

"Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan? Because Satan has more politicians to help him."

"People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric."

"Her: 911, what's your emerge- Me: SOMEONE'S WEARING CROCS! Her: Sir, that's not an em- Me: WITH A FANNY PACK! Her: I'll send an officer."

"I don't like to talk about masturbation. It's a touchy subject for me."

"Why did the blonde woman have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys arent that smart either..."

"lets play cops & robbers! ok! i'll be robber! i'll be cop! *robber hides* *cop just starts wrestling all the black kids in the neigborhood*"