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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about Derrida? I'll tell you later."

"Why did H kill itself? Because the G-had!"

"The other day my friend was telling me I didn't know what irony meant... Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."

"Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming."

"This says it all... It all."

"What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber."

"I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?"

"Farting in an elevator It's wrong on so many levels"

"Can you name a grateful astronomer? How about Neil Degracias Tyson?"

"Your momma is so fat, we are all concerned for her health."