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Joke of the Day

"One Million Copies of a new book Sold One Million Copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title Title of book : ""an idea can change your Wife"""

"So there I was, balls deep in peanut butter, when I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter is an odd name for a dog."""

"You never realize how boring life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun."

"With my pasty white skin, ample curves, & hatred of manual labor, I would have dominated the 16th century."

"I'm applying for a position as a mall cop.... It has good job security."

"My haunted house would be one where guys jump out w your tax forms improperly filled out & others handing you phones with your mom on hold."

"I'm studying Feminism at my university It basically covers different periods in history."

"Neuroscientists have discovered a commonly-consumed food which nearly eliminates the female sex drive. Wedding cake."

"Did you hear about the pirates who became shoe shiners? They were s*washbuckling*!"

"A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper. He then proceeded to draw his weapon."