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Joke of the Day

"Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (???(?.? )? Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( o )( o?(^?^?)"

"My Girlfriend says if this gets 100 votes, We'll try anal. For God's sake, DON'T FUCKING VOTE! Her dildo is terrifying!"

"I think the term copycat serial killer is a bullshit term. They can't kill the same people as the other guy"

"When you call home on a holiday and get passed around, it's worse than being included on a group text."

"MIND BLOWING SCIENCE FACT: 20% of all car crashes are actually battles between the Autobots and the Decepticons."

"A baby seal walks into a club And later dies from complications of severe brain damage."

"This is a better joke than feminism. Just kidding, there's no better joke than feminism."

"What do people call their grandmother in India? Naana"

"Hear about the malaysia airlines pizza delivery order? Two large planes."

"What do you call it when a gay couple has a heated argument and one of them stabs another with a knife? *a homocide.*"