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Joke of the Day
"What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife? Stoner!"
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"What does the jewish kid do on the swing? Pisses off the sniper."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender"
"There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer."
"Her: Why's the couch smell like pee? [Flashback to me watching The Ring alone] Me: *points at son* I think someone had another ""accident."""
"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"
"Three old guys are out walking... Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"
"Where did the pirate go to college? Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard."
"New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep... Meat and wool. (Exchange for Welshmen if need be)"
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Cause it runs in your jeans."