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Joke of the Day
"What does the jewish kid do on the swing? Pisses off the sniper."
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"Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all It's not easy growing up with twice the dad jokes."
"What cheese is not yours? Not your cheese...."
"How does a penguin make a decision? Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave."
"Hey, do you wanna f*** ;) ***only available at participating stores"
"The real difference between jelly and jam. I can't jelly my dick in your butt."
"Q: What's that thing called when you're only attracted to married men and gay men?A: Oh. Single. It's called single."
"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20. His father says, ""Ten dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""
"Do you think Donald Trump get his hairpieces for free... ...or does he have toupee?"
"No relationship is perfect so you might as well pick the perfect person you want to go through hell with"