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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters."

"Where do people keep their gay porn? On a hard drive."

"The cruelest part of the movie Bambi?nnnnHis mom named him ""Bambi."" nnShe deserved what she got for that."

"[marriage counseling] He barely knows who I am anymore ""That's not true, Karen"" LINDA, MY NAME IS LINDA"

"There's been a rash of break ins recently involving teenage boys, so I switched out all the locks in my home with bra clasps."

"What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People."

"What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy? Graysonatomy."

"Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give a man another fish, ""Hey man where's that fish I gave you Monday? YOU ATE IT?! IT WAS A PET!!"""

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"

"What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter? Not a Bernie Sanders supporter."