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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter? Not a Bernie Sanders supporter."
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"How come the leader of the USSR from the 1920's to 1951 never got anything done? ...because he was always Stalin."
"What do gay Russian partners call each other? Cumrade"
"I was going to tell some rabbit jokes But people tend not to carrot all about them."
"Death is like a chance to fuck in high school or college If you find out how it was close - you will be surprised."
"I was always really bad with numbers But I think my 34 inch dick makes up for it."
"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."
"""How is this grilling you?"" - mom's 44th question"
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto."
"""The princess dies. And then the people trying to save her die. Dragon guarding the castle? Dead"" - Bedtime at George R.R. Martin's house"