200413
Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy? Graysonatomy."
Next Joke
"Why are frogs always so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them."
"Michael Jackson would be 54 today if he hadn't hired such a gifted nap specialist."
"A mafia nursery rhyme the cat goes meow. the cow goes moo! The dog goes woof, and that fucking stool pigeon Anthony better shut up before I have him take his final fucking bow."
"What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean? a good start."
"I need a bad ass dress for Friday night. Anybody know where I can find a Forever 41?"
"I totally understand how batteries feel Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"at Nike advertising meeting I need a slogan for these shoes by the end of the day. I don't care how it gets done just do it..hold up a sec"
"3 guys go into a bar 3 Guys walking into a bar. A Mexican, a black guy, and and a jew. The bartender looks up and says, ""get the fuck out"""
"Jesus take the veal take it from my plate cause I can't eat this on my own I let myself go this maybe my last chance in my fight against obesity Jesus take the veal"