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Joke of the Day
"Where do people keep their gay porn? On a hard drive."
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"We've had the selfie and now the selfie stick. So when will our phones be renamed Selfones."
"What's the best time of this month for vampires? It depends on the girl"
"So I asked my North Korean friend how's life there He said he can't complain"
"If you like to spoon, you'll love to spatula. That's where I flip you over to make certain you're done properly on both sides."
"What's the difference between pedophile and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come all over the kids face"
"At this point, it's kind of embarrassing if your pet isn't a YouTube sensation."
"Cats are like rapists My cat is a lot like a rapist. He has no concept of the words ""Stop"" and ""No!"""
"I'm an animal in bed I do it doggy style and come after 5 seconds"
"Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important."