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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a faggot have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."
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"The name's Bong. Jay Bong. Agent 420. Weed."
"Me: One large buttery popcorn please! Him: Ma'am you have to buy a ticket to get into the movies... Me: One large buttery popcorn TO GO SIR"
"Most medicines have side effects... ...except Viagra has front effects. Good bye."
"Why did the TSA hire a dentist? to help with the cavity searches"
"I'm unclear on that of which you speak. Please elaborate, Willis."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a pizza? A gay guy doesn't come in a box."
"I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive."
"Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Let that be a lesson... never try to fly a donkey."
"The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it."