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Joke of the Day
"Most medicines have side effects... ...except Viagra has front effects. Good bye."
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"a waiter walks up to a table of yentas and asks, ""is ANYTHING alright?"""
"How do you get over Trump's wall? With the help of a Trumpoline."
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"Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies? Orphans."
"Due to flooding, my kid's school is closed. Pffft. In my day, we swam to school--uphill--both ways."
"Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil? Really ugly olives."
"Why were Popeye's forearms so big? Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage."
"What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts? An Oreo crookie"
"Did you know that Lorena Bobbit was originally from Russia? Her given name was Lorena Cutyourcockoff."