202020

Joke of the Day

"The name's Bong. Jay Bong. Agent 420. Weed."

"I wish my penis was smaller. Then I could finally disprove the Planck length."

"How many teens does it take to change a light bulb 1, they stand there and wait for the world to revolve around them"

"When I die I want my body to be donated to science ...but more specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."

"It's not that I don't like drinking, it's just I find that my aim when throwing bottles in your face is allot more accurate when I'm sober."

"I tried telling him to stop eating Canadian provinces But he's having Nunavut"

"How do you kill lots of Anzacs in a small amount of time? By telling them to get out of the trench"

"Vampires, if I want to be jabbed with a body part, teeth are not my 1st choice. Also, I have plenty of holes. No need to make new ones."

"Her: I do. And that marks the last time she ever agreed with me."

"Happy imagery of the day: A mouse dressed as a pirate sits on your shoulder while you work and pretends to steer you holding a potato-chip."