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"Helen Hunt but only when Helen hungry."
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"""So tell me more about yourse-PUT DOWN MY FRIES IF YOU WANT TO WALK OUT OF HERE WITH ALL 4 LIMBS INTACT."" - What not to say on a first date."
"A Scotsman is out walking with his girlfriend. They walk by a hot dog stand, and the girl exclaims, ""Mmm, that smells so good!"" ""Oh,"" the Scotsman answers, ""do you want to go walk past it again?"""
"Boss set out a bowl of hard candy in the break room, so I guess we had our Christmas party today."
"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke...."
"I just got a great deal on a Flesh Light... Craigslist is the best!"
"I don't like to brag about my cat-like reflexes. That said, could someone please call for help? I got startled and am stuck in a tree."
"What's the difference between a red head and a blue head? Your grip."
"A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11."
"Not all Latvian so unfortunate Lucky man is farmed 3 potato. Soon man has hit by lightning and die. Is true some have all luck, struggle finally over."