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Joke of the Day

"Not all Latvian so unfortunate Lucky man is farmed 3 potato. Soon man has hit by lightning and die. Is true some have all luck, struggle finally over."

"God doesn't play dice well, that's what he tells Mrs God."

"Oh thank goodness, my Uber driver knows what's really wrong with this country."

"What do gays and Donald Trump have in common? They're fucking assholes."

"(Translated from my mother tongue) What does a man do when he wants to end a marriage passively? He tries finding the expiration date on the marriage cirtifficate"

"Great roll model A kid all confused asked his dad: Dad, dad..What is closer the moon or London? To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here?"

"I was 3 yrs old when my mom was diagnosed with my brother."

"Do arcades ever clean the joysticks? 'Cause I've sucked on a few and they tasted awful."

"What's better than winning Gold at the Paralympics? Having both your legs."

"I have a severe allergy to alcohol Whenever I drink it I breakout in handcuffs."