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Joke of the Day
"A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11."
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"What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper? Ruff!"
"He saved his family three times in the Taken films and got no thanks. The next one should be called Taken 4: Granted"
"So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster Now it doesn't work."
"How can you tell when your wife has died? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up in the sink."
"What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast"
"Apparently saying ""If you think your wife is fat now, wait till she has the baby"" is not a good way to congratulate someone."
"In case you wondered what married life is like, my wife is yelling at me for making her forget why she was yelling at me."
"When my grandkid loses his 1st tooth, I'm putting $1 under his pillow and a note that says ""I'll be back with a hammer for the rest. -Tooth Fairy"""
"Why do SJWs like cancer? Because it doesn't discriminate."