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Joke of the Day

"I just got a great deal on a Flesh Light... Craigslist is the best!"

"Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats? Pier Pressure"

"What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet!"

"My mom asked me to sit indian style... so I pulled out a bar stool."

"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, ""Bartender, how much do I owe you?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, neutron, no charge."""

"A business that sells crucifix shaped skis called 'cross country'"

"China's number 1 brand of Protein? I-Whey-Whey"

"Did you hear about the paperboy who used to masturbate on the job? No? Really? Weird, it was all over the news."

"I have Note 7...I have a charger....ugh... Bomb has been planted."

"Black people always name their kids things they can't afford La'Diamond, La'Mercedes, La'Phonebill"