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Joke of the Day

"There's no mirrors in this self checkout?!?"

"What's the difference between a politician and a tiger? One of them is a big puss"

"May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning."

"What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns."

"What's the difference between and epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One shucks between fits and the other, well..."

"A Muslim, A Christiana and a Jew walk into a bar, The Muslim blows up the place before anyone could say anything."

"Suitable for British consumption I just heard the UK strawberry picking championships has been won by a woman with no legs. Jammy cunt"

"What's the difference between a blow job and anal sex? A blow job will make your day but anal sex will make your hole weak."

"What's the difference between rubber balls and steel balls? Caitlyn Jenner doesn't like to steel balls before she comes"

"What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria? Dead parents"