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Joke of the Day

"May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning."

"Did you know Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock? Yeah, but it's up his ass and it belongs to Usher"

"I've grown bored of reality, So I started watching cable news."

"My Asian friend tried being white on his Oculus Rift He said it was a very eye-opening experience"

"Doe A deer, a female deer. Ray A hunter, with a gun."

"What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects? Is it about black people?"

"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His underwear fits like a glove."

"Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding theft vandalism assault and murder"

"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders"

"Whats the difference between a regular horse and a police horse? The police horse has an extra asshole on its back. :>"