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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between and epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One shucks between fits and the other, well..."

"My Girlfriend surprised me with a dirty sex toy for my birthday... Now she is in jail and I have anal infection."

"What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants? ""THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"""

"I just got carded at Forever 21. This is bullshit!"

"What do people say when you win a game in Egypt? Game, *Set,* and match."

"Two people are walking down the street...... One is a musician. The other doesnt have any money either."

"You guys ever smear fake blood on your mouth, put on a ripped shirt, go in somewhere and pretend you got mugged? PEOPLE ARE SO NICE!"

"What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs? A Dell."

"Asked my friend what's he's going to wear for Halloween... ""Probably a condom."""

"what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? you can't milk a cow for 14 years"