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Joke of the Day

"What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns."

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

"What do Koreans need when they take out the dog? Oven mitts"

"Earth: ""You're causing tidal waves!"" Moon: ""So?"" Earth: ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!"" Moon: ""Very funny."""

"Can February march? No, But April May."

"""BEST WEEKEND EVER!"" ~ The same stupid bitch on Facebook, at least twice a month..."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"The total age of the women I've slept with this year is 132, which would be so much more impressive if it was more than two women."

"I don't always go golfing, but when I do I bring two pairs of pants... ....in case I get a hole in one"

"How much sex do couples have? Newly weds: ""Tri-weekly."" After 10 years: ""Try weekly."" After 30 years, ""Try, weakly."""