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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call P.M.S , P.M.S ? Because Mad Cow disease was already taken."

"Are you gonna eat that... or just take pictures?"

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..... But then I turned myself around."

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High Definition."

"If you didn't take a selfie at the gym, were you really there?"

"Good thing it's Valentines day, cause I woke up with a massive heart on!"

"10 ways to stop Procrastinating 1."

"Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!"

"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Stroganoff."

"Who has 2 thumbs and had an accident in shop class? Not me!"