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Joke of the Day

"Are you gonna eat that... or just take pictures?"

"How many pallbearers are needed at an Indian funeral? 2, it only takes two people to carry a trash-can."

"Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars."

"What does it mean when a girl likes a 12 inch dick? She has a foot fetish. :D"

"I have to write 4 pages in 3 hours, but at least I'm not deployed in Iraq."

"A Snowman walks into a bar... ...The Batender gets angry and yells ""WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING WEIRD END UP IN MY BAR?"""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not"

"""And then the Bears mauled Goldilocks to death and ate her, reminding us that home invasion never has a happy ending."""

"Deadpool was Green Lantern Batman was Daredevil Captain America was Human Torch And we're just gonna walk around like EVERYTHING is OK???"

"What's long and hard and screws people? An exam."