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Joke of the Day
"Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!"
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"Someone stole my mood ring... I don't know how I feel about that."
"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. ""For I did not speak of my own accord"" John 12:49"
"Ladies: If you have ever took any ""Glamour Shots"", I will assume that you lost your virginity in a Pontiac Firebird."
"How do polish people show gratitude? They say thansk."
"Apple launches new phone with no headphone jack, making it ideal for enjoying the free U2 album."
"Found some chips in the bag of air I just bought."
"I like my women how I like my video on VLC player always on top"
"why do elephants paint their toe nails red? to hide in cherry trees. have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? works doesn't it"
"*slaps the cup out of the barista's hand* ""No. I want Asriel, the guy with the man-bun, to make my latte. He has a better energy"""