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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High Definition."
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"Face it. Our planet is bipolar."
"Using spin moves while allowing an opponent's sword to narrowly miss your head forces them to add majestic layers and volume to your hair."
"Why JFK doesn't wear hats? It is an airport."
"Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped? So they fit in the box."
"What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth."
"[Michael Bay directing] ""WE NEED A HOTTER CHICK"" Teacher: This is your son's 3rd grade play ""Oh right. I forgot. WE NEED BIGGER EXPLOSIONS"""
"You can count on your dog to be the first responder when anything or anyone drops to the floor."
"What is it called when someone overdoses on ecstasy? Kill-joy"
"2 gay guys and 2 lesbians are Going to the beach. Who gets there first? The gay guys because they packed their shit the night before."