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Joke of the Day
"My wife asked me today if I would ever cheat on her. I replied, ""Who else would I cheat on?"""
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"Mexican Word of the Day: Canoli I canoli jack off with one hand at a time."
"What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships."
"According to a dating app, Amazon employees are more desirable than employees at other tech companies. Plus, if you sleep with one, they will recommend someone else you might also like."
"Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!"
"Show someone you love them today by rearranging the apps on their phone."
"Accidentally just told a girl that ""she has a nice head"" because I appearently have the flirting skills of a serial killer"
"Why did the scare crow get a raise? Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now."
"What is the difference between a dead baby and an orange? [NSFW] I don't fuck an orange after i peel its skin off"
"Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee? Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)"