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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me today if I would ever cheat on her. I replied, ""Who else would I cheat on?"""

"So I heard Labour put forth a motion to build a new telescope... I guess they want to Observe-a-tory!"

"What did the Nazi boy say to his sweetheart? I reich you."

"How do mussels reproduce? They shuck eachother."

"I was climbing the ladder to success Then a guy poked his head out of a window and said ""Hi, I'm Cess!"""

"Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks."

"The Four Types of Orgasms The Good ""oh yes, oh yes"" The Bad ""oh no, oh no"" The Religious ""oh god, oh god"" And the Fake ""Oh *person's name*"""

"Him: How many glasses of wine have you had today? Me: One, but it was in the shape of a giant bottle."

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb None, they just beat the room for being black."

"My wife and I tried anal for the first time... is it supposed to hurt this much? i couldn't sit upright for a while..."