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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks."
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"People say you are what you eat... So you're a dick."
"Wife :'Darling, look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits.' Hubby : It's a scarf!"
"What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip"
"My girlfriend just asked me.. What's an English geologist's favourite fruit? A pomegranate."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But only if the light bulb really wants to change."
"If you think it's hilarious that George Bush is getting a library, wait till you hear he was our PRESIDENT for EIGHT YEARS."
"I need a new job. One where I'm always running out the door with my arms flailing and holding a jar screaming ""I GOTTA GET THIS TO THE LAB!"""
"""VROOM VROOM! VROOM VROOM VROOM! SCREECH!"" - Entire script for Fast and the Furious 6"
"Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!"