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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks."

"I just totally misunderstood the meaning of 'Strip Mall' and could one of you guys send bail money?"

"Some people wake up in the morning & are all like ""omg I'm the luckiest person in the world"" and I wake up all like ""oh my god"""

"How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval? By forcing every Juan to work on it."

"What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called? A Yutopia"

"What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!"

"I was going to tell a Mexican joke... but that's just crossing the border"

"I failed my drivers license test I didn't want to start the car. When the instructor asked why I said it was illegal to test and drive."

"If she wants to be chased, she better steal my pizza or something"

"Two months ago my best friend took off with my wife. And god damnit, I miss him."