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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb None, they just beat the room for being black."

"How do you get Pikachu on the bus? Pokemon"

"So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"My girlfriend and I broke up over astrology. She's a Taurus, but I don't believe in bullshit."

"Nicki Minaj knows we can see her, right?"

"Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my purse and pretended to throw money in his hat."

"""Son, hey son"" Yeah dad? ""Know why we named you Adopted?"" *Sighs* Because I'm adop- ""BECAUSE YOU'RE ADOPTED"" Good one dad ""I'm not your dad"""

"What do you call a deer that can't see? No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect."

"Great deals on circumcisions, Half off!"

"What do you call anal sex on an airplane? High ass fuck"