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"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys..."
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"Once I got my art degree I didn't need to deliver to people anymore. Now they come to me, explaining what they want me to create. Then I ask them to pull up to the next window."
"She asked me to go deeper so I started quoting Nietzsche"
"Apocalypse cheese I bought some apocalypse cheese. It said best before the end."
"I want anarchy Because my keyboard is missing one."
"What's the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces."
"Do Rabbis get paid for performing circumcisions? Nope, they just keep the tips."
"When I kiss a girl, sometimes I dont know what to do with my hands, so I slow clap behind her head to make sure she knows I'm enjoying it."
"Why does Naruto vomit after every meal? He's **BULIMIC!**"
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them up into a tire and call it a Goodyear?"